Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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