you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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