My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
