I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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