Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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