normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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