Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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