I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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