I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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