If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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