I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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