you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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