Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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