things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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