Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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