**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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