so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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