But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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