You're a womanizer and a bitch.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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