U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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