put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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