shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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