i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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