I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
