you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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