I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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