does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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