Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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