I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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