Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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