yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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