It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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