Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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