talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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