I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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