i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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