She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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