You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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