belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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