am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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