tell your sister to shave her snatch
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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