Do vagina's smell?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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