You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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