I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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