How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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