Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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