...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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