Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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