He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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