haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
