Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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