so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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