we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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