you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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