But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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