Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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