I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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